Black fabric meets red embroidery meets the uncomfortable truth about your personality.
Hand-embroidered cherubs on both shoulders. Not because you're angelic. Because the irony is perfect when you're getting guillotined.
Doves, roses, and stars circling gothic blackletter text across the chest. The kind of romantic imagery your partner thought they'd see more of before you discovered jiujitsu.
Red satin collar lining. Because if you're going to get choked, you should at least look good doing it. Floral embroidery details on the pants. Delicate. Romantic. Completely at odds with what you're actually using them for.
The Text: "EASY TO LOVE. HARD TO SUBMIT." In gothic blackletter. Because subtlety was never your strength anyway.